Thread: Not a nice thing to do to somebody

hey....i park in seniors parking when i go to hurstville shopping centre.

i feel old ........dunno if that counts but....


i cant fit in the proper section of car park due to height clearances, the only level i could fit has now become a seniors parking cos there are no steps into the centre. i only go there if i absolutely have to now cos i feel so slack taking up one of those spots.

why cant they have defender parking? or arent we meant to shop?

Don't you get it zook, you defender drivers are supposed to be tough, you should be self sufficient.
Live off the land and all that crap. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

When I drove Landie lightweights there were a couple of classic trips.

1. Drive along with a newbie.
2. Newbie wants to drive.
3. Say "oh, no you can't handle it"
4. Argument goes on. You relent eventually, but as you get out of the Landie you sneak the fuel selector to halfway between tanks :-)
5. Newbie has enough fuel for 1-2 minutes of driving.
6. Engine cuts.
7. You get out, sigh, open the bonnet, rub your head, then rub battery hard to transfer static electricity to battery so it will start the car :-)
8. Newbie says that's stupid, it won't work.
9. You ignore newbie, get in, switch fuel selector, and of course it starts.
10. Complete journey, hand Landie to newbie while flicking fuel selector.
11. Newbie is seen with bonnet up frantically rubbing head then battery.

:-)

And the evergreen "leave the transfer case in neutral" trick.

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Know exactly what you mean ... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

Melbourne Airport , they'd just built a multi storey car park
but wasnt quiet finished.

In I go , plenty of roof height , then , crash tinkle tinkle,
then again crash tinkle tinkle .
Forgot the bloody antenna didnt I , smashed about 5 sets of flueros.
They hadnt fitted the wire protectors yet ... 8O

Davo

that sounds like the fun i have at the mcdrive thrus...but they have covers.

if i was to go into that carpark i would headbutt the slab square between the eyes !!

that sounds like the fun i have at the mcdrive thrus...but they have covers.

if i was to go into that carpark i would headbutt the slab square between the eyes !!

ooops.............that was incase you didnt hear me the first time

Originally posted by DEFENDERZOOK
that sounds like the fun i have at the mcdrive thrus...but they have covers.

if i was to go into that carpark i would headbutt the slab square between the eyes !!

There's one like that at Melbourne Childrens Hospital , jese its gotta be less than 2 metres , stopped short (was in my old Rangie), stupid opposite gender
behind started honking, I think I lost my cool with that one ...

Davo