You blokes are just downright mean .I'm never going to leave any of use near my car alone EVER....:cool:
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You blokes are just downright mean .I'm never going to leave any of use near my car alone EVER....:cool:
Agreed. But to get the full effect you need to place a thrash metal cd in the player, turn up the volume full bore, turn the wipers on full and slide a turn or two of plastic drink straw in the cigarette lighter coil and push it in.Quote:
Originally Posted by DEFENDERZOOK
The hapless receiver usually jumps about a foot head first into the roof liner and when the talc clears they get the whiff of burning which adds to the hysteria.
This was reserved for over bossy engineers who needed taking down a peg or two.
Usually worked the second time they were subjected to it.
Other good one is to put zip ties around the tail shaft of a vehicle as it hits the floor it makes a hell of a racket . big long ones are the best.
Another one is get a soft lead black pencil and draw a line down each pug lead, if the vehicle starts it will be very sick
weg a potato up the exhaust pipe is another one it will stop a lot of vehicles.
Hodgo
Thats a good one tick tick tick all the way home
Used to be a favourite one around Bendigo when I was at the School of Mines (many moons ago).Quote:
Originally Posted by hodgo
Watched a bloke jam a spud up the exhaust pipe of his mate's Valiant Charger parked in the main street one day - then he sat in his own car, parked immediately behind the Charger, to watch the fun.
When the owner of the charger returned and attempted to start his vehicle, it struggled for a bit, and then burst into life with a loud explosion. The spud didn't cause the muffler to split open this time (as was often the case), but shot out of the tailpipe at a rate of knots and completely smashed the plastic grille of the HT Holden parked behind it - which belonged to the bloke who had placed the spud in the first place.
I was sitting with my mate in his car over the road and we both watched the whole thing happen - we couldn't go anywhere for about 10 minutes we were laughing so hard.
Soft led pencil line inside the distributor cap
Swap a couple of HT leads around
Laos, has some yank specialist arrive with the new colts, he had to know every thing type. one of the boys demonstrating RPG usage stood about 5 feet in fount of his jeep and let one fly, took out all the glass and shredded the passenger head rest and top 1/2 of the seat.
putting bang flash in a clay pot ( then pull the pin) and dropping them from 300 feet into the expat compound at the beginning of each rotation then playing welcome to Vietnam on the PA.
Adding OX blood to the 5Ltr cans of jack Daniels headed for the expat compound.
After having some yank dogface officer tell us our Indian Jeeps and hilux's were crap and there ( new ) jeeps were much better. he found all the Americans jeeps painted in OX blood " Made in Thailand" which they are as well as the hiluxs.
placing Mines not cleared detour signs " in English" and directing the dogfaces into a buffalo hole " usually 5 feet deep of tar like mud.
Wet season, digging trenches around your hut and then under your mates hut so all the dirt gets washes away. the hut either falls on a angle or just collapses.
Remove the steering wheel and leave a pair of vice grips (best done out side of a pub)
A nasty trick I had pulled on me once at a gold mine - a bloke had been sacked but the idiotic management did not remove him from site straight away and allowed him to complete his shift.
He buried a number of mill balls (about 90mm dia steel balls) on the feed conveyor to one of the tertiary Symons crushers that was not in use at the time. When the crusher was started that night, ran for about 10 seconds, then a loud explosion and the crusher siezes solid. About an hour of digging, call out a boilermaker to cut the ball out with a lance (a very dangerous job).
Boilermaker goes home after he has removed the offending ball, we start the plant up again - ran for about 10 seconds - bang - siezed crusher again.
We found the third ball buried on the belt before it had the chance to get us really P***ed off.
I still reckon that you never used to be able to beat the old vegemite on the black plastic dunny seats - unless of course you were a real evil mongrel and used black jack. :twisted:
If you really want to be cruel
Try a few cans of Selleys expanding gap filler!
Door locks
Gaps between doors and body
exhuast system
Bonnet
Boot
etc.
If applied carefully and allowed to dry overnight none of the above will work, open or function!
Not personally guilty but have witnessed the results!
Andrew
One upopular (very) Sales Manager, One company Commodore, one can of cat food. Punch a few holes in the can of cat food, duct tape it to the outside top of the glove box under the dash, let cook in Qld. summer heat for a few days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw
Result is one putrid fly blown Commodore and one very ****ed off Sales Manager. Took a very long time to find.
Same guy used to get lots of flat tyres. One of the reps would sneak up on the Commode and unscrew a Schrader valve (sometimes two) just enough for a very slow leak.
Another very unpopular Sales Manager, different company. One of the long serving reps retired and a party was held which turned into a pub crawl around Brisbane CBD. At the death, two reps were with a very, very, drunk Sales Manager in the Terminus Hotel, South Brisbane, where he passed out sitting on a bar stool. The two reps were not happy at being left in charge of the drunk. He lived at Pimpama and they were NOT going to drive him home. Greyhound bus terminal across the street. Bright idea. "How much money have we got"? A one way ticket to Gosford was purchased and the boss half carried to the bus and told "We are putting you on the bus that goes past your place." Which was true. It just didn't stop until South Grafton and apparently he slept soundly that far.