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Have a good one people's!! :roll: [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] 8O
I'll umpteenth that BB, have a merry xmas and i hope to see everyone back safe next year. To make sure that everyone stays safe i visited the Xmas Safety Website (doesnt actually exist, if anything here sounds fictional it probably is)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have Mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of Inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead/knees.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Have a good one guys. Matt
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Originally posted by Ace
I'll umpteenth that BB, have a merry xmas and i hope to see everyone back safe next year. To make sure that everyone stays safe i visited the Xmas Safety Website (doesnt actually exist, if anything here sounds fictional it probably is)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite s*x without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have Mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of Inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead/knees.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Have a good one guys. Matt
sounds like your going to have a fun christmas :wink:
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Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
I'll umpteenth that BB, have a merry xmas and i hope to see everyone back safe next year. To make sure that everyone stays safe i visited the Xmas Safety Website (doesnt actually exist, if anything here sounds fictional it probably is)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite s*x without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have Mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of Inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead/knees.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Have a good one guys. Matt
sounds like your going to have a fun christmas :wink:[/b][/quote]
That all depends on a certain baby and when he chooses to bless us with his prescence. Matt
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I'll umpteenth that BB, have a merry xmas and i hope to see everyone back safe next year. To make sure that everyone stays safe i visited the Xmas Safety Website (doesnt actually exist, if anything here sounds fictional it probably is)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite s*x without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have Mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of Inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead/knees.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Have a good one guys. Matt
sounds like your going to have a fun christmas :wink:
That all depends on a certain baby and when he chooses to bless us with his prescence. Matt[/b][/quote]
whats the name going to be if it is born tomorow :wink:
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Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'>Quote:
Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DiscoTDI@
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I'll umpteenth that BB, have a merry xmas and i hope to see everyone back safe next year. To make sure that everyone stays safe i visited the Xmas Safety Website (doesnt actually exist, if anything here sounds fictional it probably is)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite s*x without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have Mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of Inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead/knees.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Have a good one guys. Matt
sounds like your going to have a fun christmas :wink:
That all depends on a certain baby and when he chooses to bless us with his prescence. Matt[/b][/quote]
whats the name going to be if it is born tomorow :wink:[/b][/quote]
Bogged land cruiser- translated- minor inconvenience. No seriously, I think we will stick with Marcos, i couldnt do that to him. Matt
Hmm, Marcos Christ - an odd name......
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] , he still isnt here yet. Thy end is near though. MattQuote:
Originally posted by VladTepes
Hmm, Marcos Christ - an odd name......