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Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-p38arover
Unfortunately, it is difficult (for me) to convey a jocular tone of voice in the written word. :oops:

BTW, Columbus, who was an Italian (Genoan) sailing for the Spanish actually never reached what we now call America. He reached the Bahamas and Cuba. By his third voyage he'd reached Jamaica. It is believed that the continent of North America was later found by and named after Amerigo Vespucci - another Italian (Florentine) sailing for the Spanish.

All the best

Ron

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1. Just use lots of these [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img] 8)

2. I visited Cristobel Colon's grave (yep, that's his real name). It's in a bloody big cathedral in Seville, Spain. So there. (Useless fact #77376) [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img][/b][/quote]


Thanks vlad, i feel so much better for knowing that. Matt

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Originally posted by VladTepes+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VladTepes)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-p38arover
Unfortunately, it is difficult (for me) to convey a jocular tone of voice in the written word. :oops:

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1. Just use lots of these [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img] 8)

2. I visited Cristobel Colon's grave (yep, that's his real name). It's in a bloody big cathedral in Seville, Spain. So there. (Useless fact #77376) [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img][/b][/quote]

Ahh, lots of smilies!

Re CC's real name, I decided not to use it 'cos I'm not sure how many people would know it. And what a name - Colon, enough to give anyone the sh*ts. Still he'd have need guts to do sail to the West Indies (bloody awful puns, as I'm sure you'll agree). :oops:

Ron

not awful Ron,,,
just pretty much on the money round here,,, :wink: [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]


remember if ANY of us could write stuff that was REALLY funny,,,
do you think we'd be GIVING it away??? 8O [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>remember if ANY of us could write stuff that was REALLY funny,,,
do you think we'd be GIVING it away???[/b][/quote]

We could always copyright every post .. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img]

Davo

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Originally posted by Redbak
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>remember if ANY of us could write stuff that was REALLY funny,,,
do you think we'd be GIVING it away???

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We could always copyright every post .. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img]

Davo[/b][/quote]

that would be a waste of a copyright :wink:

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Originally posted by DiscoTDI+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoTDI)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Redbak
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>remember if ANY of us could write stuff that was REALLY funny,,,
do you think we'd be GIVING it away???

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We could always copyright every post .. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img]

Davo[/b][/quote]

that would be a waste of a copyright :wink:[/b][/quote]

Colons, waste, all we need no is the gutter and we are set. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] Matt

plenty of gutter around here [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

Tell me about it. Matt

you create most of it [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

No, Ron I'm afarid I have to agree - they are pretty awful puns... 8)