How to change a light bulb using an internet forum

[Ace]

Originally posted by p38arover+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(p38arover)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
How many toyota technitians does it take to change a light bulb.

Then there's us blokes who will complain that teachers can't spell and it should be "technicians" and that it isn't "light bulb" but "light globe"

Ron[/b][/quote]

You have mistaken me for someone who cares p38arover. Besides im an ag teacher not an english teacher, my jod isnt to learn em how to speel it to learn em how to growe stuffe. Matt

[VladTepes]

Good one, OldDog [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

This thread rocks !!

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes
Good one, OldDog

This thread rocks !!

Got another one vlad. How many nuclear technicians (i'm learning) does it take to change a light bulb (globe)?















None they dont need light bulbs (globes) they glow in the dark. Matt

[p38arover]

I'm not going to comment on the lack of commas and apostrophes in Matt's post. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]

Ron

[Ace]

Originally posted by p38arover
I'm not going to comment on the lack of commas and apostrophes in Matt's post. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]

Ron

What are commas and apostrohpes? Besides i cant use them, i will never catch up to disco95's post count if i waste time using those silly things. Matt

[VladTepes]

was it james joyce or e e cummings who at the end of a book had several pages like such:

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with the note at the end that said.

To readers who would complain of the lack of punctuation, feel free to salt and pepper them throughout, at will.....

[Ace]

Originally posted by VladTepes
was it james joyce or e e cummings who at the end of a book had several pages like such:

;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::::::::::::::,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.. ....................."""""""""""""""'''''''''''''' '''''''''''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????(( (((((((())))))))))){{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}} etc etc

with the note at the end that said.

To readers who would complain of the lack of punctuation, feel free to salt and pepper them throughout, at will.....

Another idea vlad, youre on a role. I like it. Matt

[p38arover]

Ahh, but they make an enormous difference to meaning of a word or sentence.

For example, if I see "wont" am I to read it as "won't" meaning "wouldn't" or "wont" meaning "accustomed" or "apt"?

The lack of commas can make reading seriously difficult - have you ever read legal documents? They avoid commas completely thus making them very abiguous.

Ron (not a teacher and someone who was never a great English student - I preferred maths and the sciences).

[Ace]

Originally posted by p38arover
Ahh, but they make an enormous difference to meaning of a word or sentence.

For example, if I see "wont" am I to read it as "won't" meaning "wouldn't" or "wont" meaning "accustomed" or "apt"?

The lack of commas can make reading seriously difficult - have you ever read legal documents? They avoid commas completely thus making them very abiguous.

Ron (not a teacher and someone who was never a great English student - I preferred maths and the sciences).

Yeah, that might be so, but you have to want to read into the sentence/words more, i don't so i just read it as its presented. We all know what we are getting at. That all that matters in this place. Matt

[p38arover]

Originally posted by Ace


Another idea vlad, youre on a role. I like it. Matt

But surely you mean, "Another idea, Vlad, you're on a roll."?

Ron [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]