Reply With QuoteThe boot polish should have produced a dark complexion after he shaved.Originally Posted by Henry Legend
Cynical Moi?
Big difference between methanol and ethanol.
DL
My Uncle who was a C of E Minister with a country parish in SW Vic told of a story that he picked up a hitchhiker/Swaggie one day during his travels around the Parish.
He noticed a smell from the bloke but couldn't place it.
Not long after he had reason to help one of the CWA ladies with a Tea. As you do.
Suddenly he realised that the pong he had experienced was Vanilla Extract being drunk to get themselves ****ed.
No no no, not the CWA lady, the swaggie, although who can say what was drunk at CWA meetings?
Seems it was the custom at the time to sup Vanilla extract because they couldn't get the real McCoy.
School warns of students putting vanilla extract in coffee, getting drunkYou can get drunk on vanilla extract. ... For example, an extract at 40% is 80 proof, the same amount of alcohol there is many distilled spirits. Extracts may look harmless but they aren't. I rarely became ill, but after your second 1 ounce bottle of vanilla extract it becomes difficult to proceed.
The boot polish should have produced a dark complexion after he shaved.
RoverLord
Reminds me of the time I was on a geophysical field party and the crew chief woke up, somewhat belatedly, that the amount of vanilla essence on the supply orders vastly exceeded any possible cooking uses by the cook, who always seemed to have a pleasant smell!
John
JDNSW
1986 110 County 3.9 diesel
1970 2a 109 2.25 petrol
Swaggie
Yes, you can't have methanol fuel in engines with magnesium castings. Must use ethanol.Big difference between methanol and ethanol.
DL
URSUSMAJOR
Swaggie
Way back when I worked in ship repair I came across a Taiwanese 2nd. Engineer on a Norwegian cargo liner whose chosen tipple was Glenmorangie and orange juice. A Scots engineer would have chucked him overboard. Didn't faze the Norskers at all. Being Scandinavian they would drink anything.
URSUSMAJOR
Cynical Moi?
The boot polish should have produced a dark complexion after he shaved.
It could have been much worse if it had been B***K polish. NB.. My ******** not the board Censors.
Wizard
Agreed, Glenfiddich doesn't do much for me...for a cheap peaty-smokey one, I love Johnny Walker double black, not the black, the double black.I'd love to find a good scotch that I find enjoyable without any mixer.
I was once told that it was sacrilege to mix anything with Glenfiddich. So I bought a bottle of the stuff to see if it was something I could get to like.
About the only way that I could palate the stuff was mixed with methylated spirits (or kero, or mineral turps) with a bit of nugget thrown in for colour ................
Very Very Lucky!
Try an Aussie UPSHOT from Whipper Snapper Distillery - Smooth plus
"Nose: Cedar, toffee, butterscotch and vanilla tones Taste: Rich cream texture with light butterscotch, caramel, nutmeg.
Finish: Well balanced and clean with hints of maple, vanilla, citrus.
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"
Neat in my opinion
Cynical Moi?
How about a wee dram of kero with a smidgen of Glenfiddich, that might be to your taste,Sir?
Wizard
I got quite excited reading of the wee dram of kero, but a bit of a come down when you mentioned the glen fill diddly.How about a wee dram of kero with a smidgen of Glenfiddich, that might be to your taste,Sir?
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