It boggles the mind.... :roll:
Flew down to Melbourne this week and noticed the latest RR advertising in the Qantas magazine.
It goes like this.....
A full page glossy picture showing only the speedo and tacho (presumably of a Range Rover) The printed text down the left hand side reads....
It's 17.30 and we've only got 50 minutes to make the marina at Point-a-Pitre before they lock the bowsers.
We need at least 1200 litres for the run down to Martinique tomorrow.
Otherwise we won't make the connection to Cancun.
I flatten the throttles and the turbos kick in.
I throw Bill the Sat phone and ask him to call up Sam to meet us for a drink atthe yacht club in an hour.
Then I settle back with my hands on the helm and my eyes on the horizon. It's not long before I can make out the heads off Point-a-Pitre and take a new bearing to the marina.
Bill takes over and I go below for a quick shower and shave.
I'm back topside just in time to see Sam driving the Rangie along the pier to meet us.
I give her a wave.
The driver's window slides down and I recognise her tanned face - and instantly recall that laugh of hers.
I always did like a drink at Point-a-Pitre
WTF.... 8O 8O 8O
Bus loads of people got off the plane and went straight to the local Land Rover dealer to buy a Range Rover after seeing that :wink:
2011 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography
2007 Range Rover Sport TDV6
2004 Freelander TD4 SE
1997 Range Rover 4.6 HSE
1994 Range Rover Vogue
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It boggles the mind.... :roll:
It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".
gone
1993 Defender 110 ute "Doris"
1994 Range Rover Vogue LSE "The Luxo-Barge"
1994 Defender 130 HCPU "Rolly"
1996 Discovery 1
current
1995 Defender 130 HCPU and Suzuki GSX1400
arhh,, thats the reason for turbos---
sex with Sam!!!!
nothing like using an old girlfriend for a lift to the airport,,
only 50 mins?? but enough time for a drink with (sexy) Sam.
Does anybody actually take ANY notice of adds made OS and used in OZ???
( model shown not available in Australia)
"How long since you've visited The Good Oil?"
'93 V8 Rossi
'97 to '07. sold.![]()
'01 V8 D2
'06 to 10. written off.
'03 4.6 V8 HSE D2a with Tornado ECM
'10 to '21
'16.5 RRS SDV8
'21 to Infinity and Beyond!
1988 Isuzu Bus. V10 15L NA Diesel
Home is where you park it..
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"Mom says Oreos are no good for dawgs..."
It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".
gone
1993 Defender 110 ute "Doris"
1994 Range Rover Vogue LSE "The Luxo-Barge"
1994 Defender 130 HCPU "Rolly"
1996 Discovery 1
current
1995 Defender 130 HCPU and Suzuki GSX1400
maybe the taned girl came with the rangie
Well they are exciting cars, but not THAT exciting - surely...
It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".
gone
1993 Defender 110 ute "Doris"
1994 Range Rover Vogue LSE "The Luxo-Barge"
1994 Defender 130 HCPU "Rolly"
1996 Discovery 1
current
1995 Defender 130 HCPU and Suzuki GSX1400
and they even give the fuel consumption figures for one run.....1200litres
that MIGHT be for the boat.
It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".
gone
1993 Defender 110 ute "Doris"
1994 Range Rover Vogue LSE "The Luxo-Barge"
1994 Defender 130 HCPU "Rolly"
1996 Discovery 1
current
1995 Defender 130 HCPU and Suzuki GSX1400
If not for "HER" laugh, Sam might well have been a man
2011 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography
2007 Range Rover Sport TDV6
2004 Freelander TD4 SE
1997 Range Rover 4.6 HSE
1994 Range Rover Vogue
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'Cancun'?
Must be up north somewhere, right? :wink:
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Noddy
- 'Kimba' ('02 Defender Xtreme 110)
- 'Ari' (1994 Peugeot 205GTi Classic)
"...we are all just earrings to the left of our parents, and they are all just haircuts to the left of theirs..."
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