Thread: Some good police humour!

I asked the local sergent one day if there was a law against women mistreating gearboxes.
"No but, there should be" came the reply.

Also the local sergent was interviewed on radio about a person they wanted to get in contact with to "help with their enquiries".
"Any discription?" asked the interviewer.
"From talking to various people it seems we are looking for a grey haired bald man" came the reply.

In 1979 there was a major kidnapping incident over here and it seems that at a press conference after the incident had been brought to a successful conclusion one of the reporters asked the Superindent in charge of the operation about the sanitary conditions of the room in which the prisioner was held.
"I'm not privvy to that information" came the reply.

I tried to find that page but couldn't.

Does anyone have a direct link?

I enjoy a dry sense of humour.

James