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  1. 11th April 2015, 04:29 PM #1
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    It was cold outside

    Blonde Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning
    "Windows frozen, won't open."


    Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."


    Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.?

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