Thread: Proverbs to live by

Originally Posted by Saitch

Before travelling to Europe learn how to use a bidet

Yep, great for cleaning your Helmet

Here's one to live by;

"Never get good, at anything you don't like"

Baz.

Always borrow from a pessimist.
They won't expect it back!

"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"......... I'll get my coat

Originally Posted by jerryd

I'll get my coat

This one, Jerry????

To use bad English is regretable.........to use bad scotch is unforgiveable.

When your son is young, discipline him; when he grows older, be a brother to him.

A bite from a loving mouth is worth more than a kiss from any other.

A cemetery never refuses a corpse.

A clear conscience shines not only in the eyes.

A dog will always be a dog, even if he is raised by lions.

A donkey is a donkey though it may carry the Sultan's treasure.

A dressed up lie is worth more than a badly told truth.

A polite devil is more agreeable than a rude saint.

A wretched year has twenty-four months.

Better to have one thousand enemies outside the house than to have one single enemy inside it.

Lebanese proverbs.

Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Don't eat the yellow snow.