Life is like a **** sandwich - the more bread you have the less **** you have to eat.
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Life is like a **** sandwich - the more bread you have the less **** you have to eat.
Smart housekeepers don't open the front door to sweep the dust out when the wind is blowing.
A mid-level management quote to live by...
"A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine"
oh.....and...
"You don't own a dog and bark as well"
I remembered this one this morning in a subbie's meeting where one of the site supervisors could not put together a sentence without yelling and adding a threat to the subbies. The builder's overall PM just sat there looking bemused.
Give a man a fish and he will have a feed for the day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a tinnie all day drinking beer.
Give a man a fish and he will live for a day. Feed a man to the fish and he will live for the rest of his life.... ☺Quote:
Originally Posted by d2dave
In politics, your most dangerous enemies are often on your own side.
Life is far too important to be taken seriously.