The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected - Will Rogers
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected - Will Rogers
I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not so sure.
True wilderness,, the space between a greenie's ears.
Schizophrenia, it beats dining alone.
It's so hot, i'm sweating more than Rolf Harris at a wiggles concert.
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In the absence of orders just go find something and kill it!
No plan survives contact with the enemy
Never take a knife to a gun fight.
And my personal favourite,
The double tap. If it's worth shooting, it's worth shooting twice!
Im not saying I dislike you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone..
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...you're a great friend , but if zombies were chasing us , I'd trip you.
Living the wifes dream
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
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Face like a half sucked mango.
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( Small, light-weight aircraft Taking off today into a strong & steady wind)
'... Climbs like a home-sick Angel"
What goes up must come down.
Father (to son complaining that breakfast cereal is boring): "We're eating to get fuel, not entertainment."