Just read this one in a grammar lesson, of all place:
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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Just read this one in a grammar lesson, of all place:
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
My father used to say "it's as much use as a sore arse to a boundary rider"
Pretty much sums it up. 😀
Know when to give up and have a Margarita !!
"I have no respect for a man who can spell a word only one way."
Suposedly Mark Twain sed this but sum disagre.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog its too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx.
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Another from Goucho Marx:
"I don't want to belong to any club that will have me as a member"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ferret
Didn't know that was from Mark Twain. Thanks.
I've heard this version of it: "It's a small mind that can only think of one way to spell a word."
What was said and who said it are a matter of dispute. Still, it's a witty saying.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscoMick
No Respect for a Man Who Can Spell a Word Only One Way - Mark Twain? Nyrum Reynolds? Hiram Runnels? Andrew Jackson?
Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon - they'll crap all over the board and strut about as if they won.
