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  1. 24th April 2015, 07:34 PM #41
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    I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not so sure.

    True wilderness,, the space between a greenie's ears.

    Schizophrenia, it beats dining alone.

    It's so hot, i'm sweating more than Rolf Harris at a wiggles concert.


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    In the absence of orders just go find something and kill it!

    No plan survives contact with the enemy

    Never take a knife to a gun fight.

    And my personal favourite,

    The double tap. If it's worth shooting, it's worth shooting twice!
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    Im not saying I dislike you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone..

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    ...you're a great friend , but if zombies were chasing us , I'd trip you.
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