Great sayings

DiscoMick · 11th May 2015, 08:37 AM

Just read this one in a grammar lesson, of all place:

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

**ADMIRAL** · 25th May 2015, 08:05 PM

**digger** · 26th May 2015, 03:03 PM

My father used to say "it's as much use as a sore arse to a boundary rider"

Pretty much sums it up. 😀

**ADMIRAL** · 26th May 2015, 08:12 PM

Know when to give up and have a Margarita !!

**Ferret** · 26th May 2015, 10:34 PM

"I have no respect for a man who can spell a word only one way."

Suposedly Mark Twain sed this but sum disagre.

**Disco_Fever** · 27th May 2015, 05:48 AM

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog its too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx.

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**RVR110** · 27th May 2015, 06:04 AM

Another from Goucho Marx:

"I don't want to belong to any club that will have me as a member"

DiscoMick · 28th May 2015, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by Ferret

"I have no respect for a man who can spell a word only one way."

Suposedly Mark Twain sed this but sum disagre.

Didn't know that was from Mark Twain. Thanks.
I've heard this version of it: "It's a small mind that can only think of one way to spell a word."

**Ferret** · 28th May 2015, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

Didn't know that was from Mark Twain ..

**bsperka** · 3rd June 2015, 04:15 PM

Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon - they'll crap all over the board and strut about as if they won.

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