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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Muppet View Post
    Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But yell it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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    Ich lieber dich. or something like that.
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    I can tell you when this started. One dark and stormy night, Solihull announced there would be no more Defenders. Since then, almost like a virus, attitudes changed. A sense of humour was seen as an attack on the status quo, long submerged prejudices' bubbled to the surface, and, well, AULRO morphed into a Toyota forum.


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    Witches' Chant (from Macbeth)

    1st Witch:
    Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.

    2nd Witch:
    Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.

    3rd Witch
    Harpier cries:?'tis time! 'tis time!

    1st Witch:
    Round about the cauldron go:
    In the poisoned entrails throw.
    Toad, that under cold stone
    Days and nights has thirty-one
    Sweated venom sleeping got,
    Boil thou first in the charmed pot.

    All:
    Double,double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn and cauldron bubble.


    2nd Witch:
    Fillet of a fenny snake,
    In the cauldron boil and bake;
    Eye of newt and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
    Adder's fork and blindworm's sting,
    Lizard's leg and howlet's wing.
    For charm of powerful trouble,
    Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

    All:
    Double,double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn and couldron bubble.


    3rd Witch:
    Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
    Witch's mummy, maw and gulf
    Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
    Root of hemlock digg'd in the dark,
    Liver of blaspheming Jew;
    Gall of goat; and slips of yew
    Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
    Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
    Finger of birth-strangled babe
    Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,-
    Make the gruel thick and slab:
    Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
    For ingredients of our cauldron.

    All:
    Double,double toil and trouble,
    Fire burn and cauldron bubble.


    2nd Witch:
    Cool it with a baboon's blood,
    Then the charm is firm and good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RVR110 View Post
    [IMG]http://cf.chucklesnetwork.agj.co/items/1/8/8/3/9/if-i-stay-on-topic-in-an-off-topic-thread-am-i-off-topic?
    You might be.ectopic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by discovery39 View Post
    Okay, okay, I admit it.
    I also own a Mitsubishi.
    Its a Mitsy.....

    Ah, thats better
    Thank you.
    Is that a bit like 'Hi, my name is Discovery39 and I have a Mitsy problem'

    Everyone replies 'Hi Discovery39'

    How do you 'get clean' from that problem...?


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    Topix is the system that landrover uses to release maintenance instructions and it's a homonym for topics a collective noun meaning more than one subject.
    The system handles multiple repairs which makes an individual task a topic.

    as Im not authorised on the system any technical advice I give is off topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blknight.aus View Post
    it's a homonym
    Jeez,what is it with you and the gay agenda?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift View Post
    Road Trip!
    in what?




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    Quote Originally Posted by bacicat View Post
    Is that a bit like 'Hi, my name is Discovery39 and I have a Mitsy problem'

    Everyone replies 'Hi Discovery39'

    How do you 'get clean' from that problem...?
    Well, its taken a lot of secret Mitsy club meetings. We always go out under the cover of darkness.......secret envelopes pass hands, and secret trips are conducted.
    I got caught out one night when I revealed my other secret love......
    Discoveries.
    Things have never been the same.

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