I understand my wife perfectly.
I understand that in an argument, she's always right.
I understand that if she's unhappy about something, then I'm expected to be unhappy as well.
I understand that any amorous activities will only be undertaken on her terms and at her discretion.
I understand that sometimes she needs to go out with some of her girlfriends to unwind over dinner and a few drinks.
I understand that if I go out with my mates to unwind for dinner and a few drinks I will be in the poo (unless I have spent the appropriate number of days before hand pleading for a leave pass)
I understand that when she criticises me about something, it is constructive and aimed at making me a better person.
I understand that when I criticise her about something, I am just being an arsehole.
I understand if she reads this post, I will be in the dog house for weeks!:D
