Thread: I don't understand my wife!

Originally Posted by scottvdw

When I brought my freshly painted wheels into the lounge room last weekend, I discovered our lounge room walls are a very close match to "Limestone" as used on series Land Rovers.

My wife doesn't understand why the wheels have to be in the lounge room...........?

Scott

They tend to get a bit antsy when you test a thermostat, in a Reyco Suzy-Ann, on the kitchen stove too.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

They tend to get a bit antsy when you test a thermostat, in a Reyco Suzy-Ann, on the kitchen stove too.

Or use the oven to heat bearings so they slide easily onto a shaft

Scott

Or even use the Dishwasher to clean Manifolds and the like...

Yes. Well, if it were possible to allow a wife into the shed she would see that there is only a fridge in there. Then she would immediately understand that the Kitchen white goods have to fill in the gaps.

all this bitching about wifes, so why have one??

i have a MB on the outside table, that's about ready to go,

an LT230 in bits on the coffee table. ill mike and dial that up tonight when minime gets to sleep.

i was my boots in the washing Machine, then in the dryer during winter.

i use detol soap and not some poffy smelly stuff

my TP is two ply jumbo rolls and is also with out pufume

i wash the dishes with the same chemical i wash cars

i sell with girls 2/3 to 1/2 my age, usually forren, and then tell them to nick off when they get on my wick.

i drive an isuzu county. IE a real LR not a poofy puma

I understand my wife so I took her to the Strathalbyn Antiques and Collectors Fair for the day. There are 5 halls and a fair few shops packed with mouth watering antiques with some impressive price tags.

My wife understands me and bought a couple of old books for $5 each. I bought a few bits of useful stuff at an attendant garage sale or two.

Now how difficult was that?

Sounds like you'd be a fantastic catch if a girl ever tied you down 85, all that love, respect and consideration going to waste.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Sounds like you'd be a fantastic catch if a girl ever tied you down 85, all that love, respect and consideration going to waste.

well a couple have but then they died