Thread: The Zombie apocolypse survival question(s)

Originally Posted by Eevo

how do zombies identify other zombies and know not to eat them?

our research efforts should be here. hide in plain sight

According to the walking dead it's the smell.

I'm in my 18 month olds room on the recliner as he's not sleeping. Unless I can jam a zombie in the tilt mechanism or if teddies prove an effective defence, I'm screwed and won't make 5 minutes

Pricey

There's more to it than smell. You can't go around walking and talking normal no matter how smelly you are. An aimless shuffling walk with an expressionless vacant stare is vital. If you can make gurgling sounds it's a bonus. When impersonating a zombie, you better hope it's not a dancing zombie from a Michael Jackson Thriller video....dancing zombies are a tough ask.

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Thinking about it though, really only America and the UK have zombies... much like mad cows disease. All end of world movies only America is the only one who is affected

But if you insist on Australia being a part of this.... Walking dead Zombies can have their teeth and arms removed then put a collar on them with a rope, they can then be lead around preferably in front of you. You then have a free pass to walk anywhere because they mask your smell!

Originally Posted by mikehzz

There's more to it than smell. You can't go around walking and talking normal no matter how smelly you are. An aimless shuffling walk with an expressionless vacant stare is vital. If you can make gurgling sounds it's a bonus. When impersonating a zombie, you better hope it's not a dancing zombie from a Michael Jackson Thriller video....dancing zombies are a tough ask.

I for one vote fences over rubbing zombie gore all over myself and shuffling around not speaking

Hope they're not Michael Jackson zombies either. On the bonus side though they'd probably go after all the children first..... Too far?

Never too far.
All's fair in love and zombie apocalypses.

always amazes me, the amount of houses they search for food, and never find any guns.

Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift

always amazes me, the amount of houses they search for food, and never find any guns.

Or that they are silly enough to put the gun they have down for some reason, knowing that there is a zombie about to eat them!! silly actors....