What's on for tomorrow?

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Originally Posted by bob10

Sorry, I fail to see the humour in your little charade. I have had the experience of dealing with suicide attempts, If the Police did visit at midnight, hopefully you were given a stern lecture. Leave the comedy to the professionals.

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No lecture Bob, they were the first to say Happy Birthday though at 12.05. I'm not too sure they get to say Happy Birthday too often to a 50yo in boxer shorts.

I'm sorry you took it the wrong way however everything I said in my original post was the truth.

I haven't had paid employment since July 2013.
The Range Rover needs a service.
Don't all wives' nag?
There's 2 skydiving centres near me - one 10min away, the other 30min away.
I didn't make the booking until the day before.
If the parachute fails to open, you won't hear from me again.

All true Bob.

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Originally Posted by dullbird

Sky dive needs to be done by everyone at least once.

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After my three detached retinas, my eye specialist has banned skydiving and bungee jumping for me.

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Originally Posted by Scouse

they were the first to say Happy Birthday though at 12.05.

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:D

I think I was second.

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Originally Posted by Scouse

No lecture Bob, they were the first to say Happy Birthday though at 12.05. I'm not too sure they get to say Happy Birthday too often to a 50yo in boxer shorts.

I'm sorry you took it the wrong way however everything I said in my original post was the truth.

I haven't had a paid employment since July 2013.
The Range Rover needs a service.
Don't all wives' nag?
There's 2 skydiving centres near me - one 10min away, the other 30min away.
I didn't make the booking until the day before.
If the parachute fails to open, you won't hear from me again.

All true Bob.

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I can see the humour if you restricted it to your close friends. But you didn't. Never mind, to each his own, I hope you had a happy birthday.

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Originally Posted by p38arover

After my three detached retinas, my eye specialist has banned skydiving and bungee jumping for me.

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You can still do the skydiving part Ron, just delete the parachute option to avoid damaging your eyes from the jolt.

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Originally Posted by bob10

I can see the humour if you restricted it to your close friends. But you didn't. Never mind, to each his own, I hope you had a happy birthday.

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Im with you Bob.
What you dont know is we were also concerned on the moderating team.
So much so phonecalls were made which wernt answered,despite Scott showing as online.
In the end we got the police to do a welfare check,Thanks Ron it had to be done at the time.
No Sorry team,thanks for looking out for me and the family.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::ma d::mad:
Andrew

Andrew you don't check on peoples welfare to get a thanks!!!

Im sure there was enough embarrassment from the whole situation.

So how about we don't harp on about it out here hey.

Happy birthday Scott. I'm very concerned about your wife's nagging for sex....yes I had the same problem. :D I found the following 43 bible quotes on nagging wives to be a great help. Whenever she would start, I would say, "let's read this instead"....

What Does the Bible Say About Wives Nagging?

She doesn't bother me much now.

Happy belated Birthday Scott. 'Twas a little concerning however, a bloke like you couldn't be so mean or be so cruel to your loved ones. On a personal note; over the years i have been in some dark places and had a bit of a struggle but one thing keeps me going- knowing that things change around the corner, or, tomorrows a better day.
Please ensure the world that you will always wear that parachute!

All the best Rob

Wow, this Thread was certainly all over the place. Although I don't agree with the idea of the Thread and the concern it caused, I can see the humour.:D

Happy birthday Scott!!:D:D