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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
    This is a real useful theory from a doctor no less, the vaccine is magentised and causes metal to stick to your face which will useful when
    you have say lost your car keys etc and interfaces with 5g as well.

    Link here: https://mobile.twitter.com/TheTNHoll...08416228806663

    Would certainly be useful to hold one's Metal Framed Specs on one's hooter. But not if they are brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    After I get my second injection, in August, will I then become more attractive?
    Worth a try, you couldn't get worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Worth a try, you couldn't get worse.

    It could only get worse if he became attractive to blokes. Women, no sweat.

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    It gets better, this is anti vaxxer nurse... obviosly the sweat/ moisture object interface gave up....



    https://www.wmcactionnews5.com/2021/...hearing-video/
    Quand le pillage devient un moyen d'existence pour un groupe d'hommes qui vit au sein de la société,
    ce groupe finit par créer pour lui-même tout un système juridique qui autorise le pillage et un code morale qui le glorifie.

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    And the best one yet, when you interface via the vaccine with 5g you can listen to your microwave.....


    https://mobile.twitter.com/blaireers...62125890760707
    Quand le pillage devient un moyen d'existence pour un groupe d'hommes qui vit au sein de la société,
    ce groupe finit par créer pour lui-même tout un système juridique qui autorise le pillage et un code morale qui le glorifie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
    And the best one yet, when you interface via the vaccine with 5g you can listen to your microwave.....


    https://mobile.twitter.com/blaireers...62125890760707

    Ah but can you change the Programming in case you forgot a time setting?

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    Mum and dad and family reporting Qanon gent to national security hotline . "far-right conspiracy theory QAnon have revealed they are so concerned about his beliefs they have notified the national security hotline several times."

    Down a worm hole I had to check. I now about navy, army, air force, police, feral police (I meant feral in fun) D.S.D. and ASIO secret types. National Security hotline was a new one for me. ]

    Not in my speed dial at all NATIONAL SECURITY HOTLINE 1800 123 400

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    The National Security Hotline has been around for quite a few years - my housemate worked there a few years back. He was an analyst - the call centre operator takes the information and then passes it to the analysts who work to determine if the issue needs follow up or not.

    The calls are mainly from rednecks reporting their next door neighbours who might wear dresses or towels - occasionally there are items of concern.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 101RRS View Post
    The calls are mainly from rednecks reporting their next door neighbours who might wear dresses or towels - occasionally there are items of concern.
    In the small town I used to live in the residents would have been calling the hotline about neighbours wearing towels on their heads.......... Muslims were called 'towel heads'.

    That was during one of the Gulf wars when we were looking for the weapons of mass destruction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    In the small town I used to live in the residents would have been calling the hotline about neighbours wearing towels on their heads.......... Muslims were called 'towel heads'.

    That was during one of the Gulf wars when we were looking for the weapons of mass destruction.

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    I bet the cops had a "fun" time when women washed their hair & then sat in the sun with towels around their head as they are wont to do, waiting for it to dry? Not everyone went, nor could afford to go to a Hair Salon with their usually Sky Scraper prices.

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