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    Strange, but true

    This has always stuck in my mind, for better or for worst. When you read it you will understand why.
    A bloke I knew had bought a house and was doing renovations. I called in one day and he was sanding the wooden floor with an electric sander IN THE NUDE, apart from a face mask. I was a little surprised and when he stopped when he saw me I naturally enough asked him what he was doing. "Sanding the floor" came the reply. I told him that I was aware of this and asked him about the nude bit.
    He explained that sanding raised a lot of dust, (I said that I was aware of this,) and that when he put his clothes in the washing machine after sanding the floor the dust in the clothes clogged the filter so this was his solution to the problem. All he had to do was shower.
    A perfectly sensible and practical solution you will undoubtedly say. Anyway he finished doing up the house and sold it and moved on... but that memory lingers every time I see the house or see a sander in the DIY department.
    Anyway like the adage says...(Truth is strange.. stranger than fiction).

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    I hope he doesn't buy a 9 inch Angle Grinder.
    Does he travel the dusty Out Back starkers too?
    Cheers, Billy.
    Keeping it simple is complicated.

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    It gets worse. When I entered the room he was facing away from me......

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    I was hoping you wouldn't tell us that. I could be in Tullamore in September/October. Hopefully he'll be in Kerry.
    Cheers, Billy.
    Keeping it simple is complicated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    It gets worse. When I entered the room he was facing away from me......
    Big 'orror.
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    Did you walk around to see if maybe his wife was working in the garden and not getting any dirt on her clothes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenleyfred View Post
    Did you walk around to see if maybe his wife was working in the garden and not getting any dirt on her clothes?
    I had to read that out to the missus
    Chris

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    He wasn't married

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    So I'm guessing you didn't offer to help him sand the floor. That may have been a bit harder to explain to the Mrs

    Cheers Ean

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    It could have been worse, he could have asked you to hold the ladder whilst he did the ceiling .

    Cheers Ean

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