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its been speculated that from the day when Kenneth MacAlpin insulted him and he said "your going to pay for that" the scottish reputation for thrift was born from the fear that he might call in to collect.
All I know is you should smile and call him digger
Its been uttered that once a bouncer refused him admission with the quote "over my dead body" so he said OK, smirked at him and gave the bouncer a heart attack. He then spent the night skulling beers and gave CPR by throwing the Empties at the bouncers chest keeping him alive until he recovered.
I think I'll call him digger.
Its been said that the monarchy was overjoyed to hear that australia was sending over troops that would strike fear into the hearts of the enemy by reputation of the persona from their code name alone.
He IS the original Hun Horrifying digger.
In his devinenes the lord created the great strength and endurance of the camel and that they only came with one hump.
It was sworn that he created the two hump camel when he overtightened the saddle.
All I know is deitys kneel when they beg audience with digger.
he is the reason that terrorists wont come to australia, they've heard the stories and are too worried that as hes aged hes just gotten crankier and they dont need to deal with that.
Im thankful hes here for me to call digger.
its said that when the council wouldnt approve moving his property boundry closer to the ocean so he could save on tyre wear he muttered something about if you wont let mohomad closer to the mountain and left unsmiling.
All I know is you can thank diggers local council for global warming and rising sea levels.
Its rumoured that his son uses a quantum singularity as a night light.
He knowstheres nothing in this universe he needs to fear because hes just a little like his father.
all I know is its touching when he introduces himself with pride as "son of digger"
When you hear someone saying "Expect the unexpected" and someone else saying "they wont expect this coming at them"
you know that the latter guy has him on his side and that the former should just give up 10 minutes ago.
Its good when the guy you call on is called digger.
its never spoken about but the last 3 telstra outages were caused when their boss had a bet that he could move more data than him.
Its 0 from 3 for telstra and you can see the humility in telstras CEOs eyes by the fading glow of his morse key.
All I know is when I want a message sent with clear meaning I call digger.
When he sits at a table judges give them awards in the hope that they will dissuade him from entering and winning all the prizes.
that the award for best lady driver has nothing to do with four wheel drives and it is a trophy in perpetuity in his name as no other can make that stand
All I know is table 8 is thankful they can call on digger