Love this. Reminds me of moons ago I was working for a company supplying labour including truck drivers.
I got sent to a well known soft drink companies yard for a few days work and met the yard boss who gave me a run down on what was required.
"Must warn you first" he said "about exiting the yard"..... and right then a truck went out the yard and turned hard right onto the road...... too hard right as his rear wheels hit the kerb and crates of soft drink shot off the other side!
"As I was saying" this bloke said "Don't turn too hard exiting the yard"!
There was not a glimmer of a smile on his face as he said it but the twinkle in his eyes said everything.
It was apparently not an uncommon happening as the truck sides leant inwards but the stock wasn't tied down at all. Bump it one side and off the other it went!
I managed a few days not spilling a drop and they kept asking for me to go back but the hassle of school kids pinching bottles at more than one highly regarded school drove me bonkers.
AlanH