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Originally Posted by JDNSW
Aren't they cute. Grand daughter in car seat in the back many years ago noted my calm criticism of an overtaking Driver. Can't recall what it was but it certainly was non sweary.
Voice from the back seat said "Mum wouldn't have said that Grandpa'.
"Why Grace, what would she have said?"
"**** off"
[bigrolf]
An old merchant seaman once told me there is no need to learn a foreign language. He reckoned all you need (according to your personal tastes) is beer, whisky, girl, boy, taxi, food.Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscoMick
In that order?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigbjorn
No, but knowing the habits of merch sailors the order is likely taxi, beer, whisky then the others may follow in any order depending on the amount of beer and whisky consumed. As the OP mentioned the Thai language then the words for lady boy might come in handy for a lot of Oz pensioners who go there for the cheap booze and "entertainment" and often end up buying a wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
Tombie did mention he was going to retire to Thailand. [bigwhistle]Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigbjorn
M/s Tombie. "Not until he finishes the House improvements he ain't, or he will have me to deal with.[bighmmm]"
Try it in your shoe, it cures a limp, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by pop058
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Originally Posted by Saitch
My Bid is$1000. Oh, you mean the airline.? Ok then, since I might have a little bit of spare cash I'll bid 600 billion.
Seems Govts don't talk in Millions anymore. I hope that will help Hugh Jars keep his job.
