I think all Toilet Blocks should have an extra door. "Men, Women & Cretins". The latter one could eject you immediately to the Sewerage Farm. Do not collect $200 as you pass GO.
Personally, I have never even thought of Squatting on a Dunny Bowl but I guess it takes all sorts. I think it must have been the way I was brung up. Thanks Mum.
Sure, spreading copious amounts of paper over the seat has been known to be done, but who would you sue if you slipped off the seat while squatting & broke your neck?
You're on your Pat with that one sunshine.

Worse still, what if you buggered up the Bowl or got your foot/feet stuck in the P trap & they had to smash that to get you out. Plumbers don't come cheap,you know.
Think on, Sunshine.

With Squatting just think of the possible reactive Back Splatter up the wall especially if you drop a loose one.

That ain't very nice for the next Squattee/er
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