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    I always thought it was one of those urban myth type of thing.

    Like the bloke that got pulled into the breatho, and was well over. They took him inside for the blood test, as they did, and just then there was a big crash. A car had run into the line of held up cars, and all the plods rushed out to see what had happened. Bloke thoght for a sec, figured they hadn't actually taken his licence and didn't know who he was, so he popped out of the van, jumped in the car and went home. Clever boy, got away with that. In the morning there was a knock on the door. Bloke answrs and there were a few plod. They asked him if he had been pulled over the night before. Bloke said "No mate, was here all night". One of the officers asked where his car was. Bloke said " In the garage, where else?". Officer asked if they could take a look. Bloke said "sure", and opened the garage. There, resplendent in all it's glory, was a very marked police car. Took the wrong car, hadn't he.

    That sort of urban wossname.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    I always thought it was one of those urban myth type of thing.

    Like the bloke that got pulled into the breatho, and was well over. They took him inside for the blood test, as they did, and just then there was a big crash. A car had run into the line of held up cars, and all the plods rushed out to see what had happened. Bloke thoght for a sec, figured they hadn't actually taken his licence and didn't know who he was, so he popped out of the van, jumped in the car and went home. Clever boy, got away with that. In the morning there was a knock on the door. Bloke answrs and there were a few plod. They asked him if he had been pulled over the night before. Bloke said "No mate, was here all night". One of the officers asked where his car was. Bloke said " In the garage, where else?". Officer asked if they could take a look. Bloke said "sure", and opened the garage. There, resplendent in all it's glory, was a very marked police car. Took the wrong car, hadn't he.

    That sort of urban wossname.
    Don't call me a bloody myth mate. I'm as real as Disneyland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Yep, we got the same story, supposedly happened in Queensland when speed cameras were introduced here.
    We're not that clever in NSW we just lined four bloke across the back of a truck and went flat out past the camera chucking brown eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    We're not that clever in NSW we just lined four bloke across the back of a truck and went flat out past the camera chucking brown eyes.
    One of the very first speed cameras in Perth go cleaned up by a lady who panicked when saw it and crashed into it. About $250,000 worth if I recall correctly. She was charged by Pollice. The Judge let her off

    Could not find the story. 1990s I think. Front page news. Still makes me chuckle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    One of the very first speed cameras in Perth go cleaned up by a lady who panicked when saw it and crashed into it. About $250,000 worth if I recall correctly. She was charged by Pollice. The Judge let her off

    Could not find the story. 1990s I think. Front page news. Still makes me chuckle.
    The camera in my little tale has been removed. I think it was said to have caused more accidents than it prevented.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    We're not that clever in NSW we just lined four bloke across the back of a truck and went flat out past the camera chucking brown eyes.
    Urban myth or not? Story told to be by a friend of a relative who had both served in the navy in submarines. Seems they were in the eastern Mediterranean on the surface. Time was mid seventies

    Now it was a warm day with clear sky and they were taking advantage of it by the cooks doing a bbq on deck with a small number of people allowed on the deck in batches to enjoy the meal outside

    Seems that they picked up an aircraft approaching which was Egyptian. Now at this time while not an adversary were not considered friendly. Initial response was to clear everyone off the deck and dive

    A quick conversation with the officer changed plan. Cooks kept working the bbq. All others were lined up and as the aircraft made a close pass to photograph them they dropped trousers to flash brown eyes at the plane while the cooks waved. They wrote to the the Egyptian airforce asking for a copy of the photo but never had a reply

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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    I guess that tops this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    We're not that clever in NSW we just lined four bloke across the back of a truck and went flat out past the camera chucking brown eyes.
    Was that you that covered the plate, but left the for sale sign, complete with phone number, on the back window for the piccy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    Was that you that covered the plate, but left the for sale sign, complete with phone number, on the back window for the piccy?
    I will admit that I'm that stupid but I refuse to accept that I'm that enterprising.
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