I always thought it was one of those urban myth type of thing.
Like the bloke that got pulled into the breatho, and was well over. They took him inside for the blood test, as they did, and just then there was a big crash. A car had run into the line of held up cars, and all the plods rushed out to see what had happened. Bloke thoght for a sec, figured they hadn't actually taken his licence and didn't know who he was, so he popped out of the van, jumped in the car and went home. Clever boy, got away with that. In the morning there was a knock on the door. Bloke answrs and there were a few plod. They asked him if he had been pulled over the night before. Bloke said "No mate, was here all night". One of the officers asked where his car was. Bloke said " In the garage, where else?". Officer asked if they could take a look. Bloke said "sure", and opened the garage. There, resplendent in all it's glory, was a very marked police car. Took the wrong car, hadn't he.
That sort of urban wossname.
JayTee
Nullus Anxietus
Cancer is gender blind.
2000 D2 TD5 Auto: Tins
1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
1980 SIII Petrol Tray: Doris
OKApotamus #74
Nanocom, D2 TD5 only.
One of the very first speed cameras in Perth go cleaned up by a lady who panicked when saw it and crashed into it. About $250,000 worth if I recall correctly. She was charged by Pollice. The Judge let her off
Could not find the story. 1990s I think. Front page news. Still makes me chuckle.
 Wizard
					
					
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						Urban myth or not? Story told to be by a friend of a relative who had both served in the navy in submarines. Seems they were in the eastern Mediterranean on the surface. Time was mid seventies
Now it was a warm day with clear sky and they were taking advantage of it by the cooks doing a bbq on deck with a small number of people allowed on the deck in batches to enjoy the meal outside
Seems that they picked up an aircraft approaching which was Egyptian. Now at this time while not an adversary were not considered friendly. Initial response was to clear everyone off the deck and dive
A quick conversation with the officer changed plan. Cooks kept working the bbq. All others were lined up and as the aircraft made a close pass to photograph them they dropped trousers to flash brown eyes at the plane while the cooks waved. They wrote to the the Egyptian airforce asking for a copy of the photo but never had a reply
JayTee
Nullus Anxietus
Cancer is gender blind.
2000 D2 TD5 Auto: Tins
1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
1980 SIII Petrol Tray: Doris
OKApotamus #74
Nanocom, D2 TD5 only.
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