Useless Information & Trivia Thread

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

An emu's eye is bigger than it's brain.

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I work with people that applies to as well...

Poop stinks
Jelly wobbles
There's no bones in tripe
Eggs don't bounce
Steamrollers don't roll steam
Takes a big budgie to impregnate an emu
Black cows give white milk
You can't hang mince on a meathook

Terminus is the God of Land Surveying

Trees grow instantaneously when you're reversing your Land Rover.

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Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist

Trees grow instantaneously when you're reversing your Land Rover.

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Oh dear Dakar, did you back into one? :o

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Oh dear Dakar, did you back into one? :o

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If you live long enough almost anything can and will happen. [bigwhistle]

Don't take a laxative and sleeping pill together.

In the 1970's, Bus Drivers in South Africa were paid a bonus if they refrained from beating up their passengers.
cheers,
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I'd forego the bonus. [bigwhistle]

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Don't take a laxative and sleeping pill together.

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Don't take a laxative if you have a cough.