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You cant squeeze an Elephant into a Tooth Past tube .

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

Spraying your privates with deodorant can have painful results

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When I worked at the prison a couple of crims tried to enhance the experience with Vicks on their sacks. They walked funny for a few days. 😀😀😀

One of my aunts knocked a bottle of liniment into her bath

She wasn't a happy girl for a couple of weeks...

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Originally Posted by Fatso

You cant squeeze an Elephant into a Tooth Past tube .

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Or through the eye of a needle.

BTW Durian is disgusting.
Durian, the world's smelliest fruit, goes on sale in Britain | Life and style | The Guardian

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

Spraying your privates with deodorant can have painful results

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Well, that'd give you a right, royal headache. [bigwhistle]

It would, I'm told.

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

An emu's eye is bigger than it's brain.

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My Mum said that my eyes are bigger than my belly.

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

I'd forego the bonus. [bigwhistle]

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That's why you drive Trucks and I drive Tugboats.

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Well, that'd give you a right, royal headache. [bigwhistle]

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

It would, I'm told.

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Even worse at the big end of Town.

Jelly is made to be difficult to nail to wall because it has been sent to challenge us