Im getting a complex! What will they try to sell me next

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Originally Posted by crash

So Now I have ADHD?

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Mate, you have conditions you haven't even heard of yet. you're one sick puppy.:Thump:

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Originally Posted by PhilipA

Here is a sample of mine from the last few days. These are all SPAM. And these are ones that I have just blocked the sender, not where I have been forced to make new rules to delete particular email addresses of sender

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Very similar to Mine.

Its like shovelling effluent up hill.

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Originally Posted by crash

Well the spam filter has been doing a great job filtering out some e-mails but I have started to get a bit worried about what they will try and sell me next!
First they figure that I can not get it up as they want to sell me the blue pill - which by the way I did not buy.
Since I can not get it up (according to them - because I did not buy any of their previous products) I must be depressed as they started to push the anti depressants.
Since I am now depressed -(because I did not buy the antidepressants) I must be getting fat as now they are trying to sell me diet pills.

So what will they try and sell me next?

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I just want a to know how "you" know it's a Blue Pill [bigwhistle]

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Originally Posted by discorevy

They seem to have become rarer since the eighties , lot of maps these days have a Brazilian theme ...apparently

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And you know how?
Done a survey, have you?

Now they know you don't need a "Blue Pill" & that you are pretty happy they will now try to sell you ..............

Russian Girls!!

Apparently they gorgeous & all Looking for Love.

Best of luck.

Jonesfam

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Mate, you have conditions you haven't even heard of yet. you're one sick puppy.:Thump:

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Unfortunately you are not the first to say that!

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Originally Posted by jonesfam

Now they know you don't need a "Blue Pill" & that you are pretty happy they will now try to sell you ..............

Russian Girls!!

Apparently they gorgeous & all Looking for Love.

Best of luck.

Jonesfam

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You are onto something there!
I can not afford their air fares, so that is why they are trying to sell me the pills, which I have not been buying which has lead to my depression resulting in my weight gain.

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

And you know how?
Done a survey, have you?

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I have. I've done the mandatory 500 plus a control sample of a further 500 Maps of Tasmania including Charts of the waters out to 200 NM.
The bonus is: I now know where all the best Abalone are. [thumbsupbig]

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

I have. I've done the mandatory 500 plus a control sample of a further 500 Maps of Tasmania including Charts of the waters out to 200 NM.
The bonus is: I now know where all the best Abalone are. [thumbsupbig]

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Next, the taste test.

What is a "best abalone" apart from expensive and disgusting? Seriously, if you want something disgusting, in a shell, I know a couple of fish and chip shops that will oblige..... for a fee. Not your true abalone, you understand, more your oysterlone, know what I mean, but would you know?

The same people will call flathead the rats of the sea. I ask you.....