Im getting a complex! What will they try to sell me next

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Next, the taste test.

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I was just a short way into the taste test when a dodgy Abalone gave me the most horrendous dose of Tonsillitis. On Doctors orders I may no longer taste Abalone, so I have to outsource this part of the project.

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Originally Posted by johntins

What is a "best abalone" apart from expensive and disgusting? Seriously, if you want something disgusting, in a shell, I know a couple of fish and chip shops that will oblige..... for a fee. Not your true abalone, you understand, more your oysterlone, know what I mean, but would you know?

The same people will call flathead the rats of the sea. I ask you.....

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Tasmania has the biggest and the tastiest Abalone in the world. Countries to our near North are farming Abalone. These are small, rubbery and not very tasty at all. That is most likely what you've been dished up in the Fish and Chip Shop.
I'm sure Flathead, Hammerhead, Loggerhead, Lumberjackhead, Shovelhead etc, are all fine, even Leatherjacket, if that's your bent, but you shouldn't show your hand until you've sampled the delights of Tasmania.

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Originally Posted by jonesfam

Now they know you don't need a "Blue Pill" & that you are pretty happy they will now try to sell you ..............

Russian Girls!!

Apparently they gorgeous & all Looking for Love.

Best of luck.

Jonesfam

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I seem to attract the Chinese dating sites. This is a worry. Maybe it's because my nephew's wife is Chinese.
If I wanted an Asian woman there are plenty nearby, but I'm not interested.
I wish the nerds trying to predict my interests would just buzz off.

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

I seem to attract the Chinese dating sites. This is a worry. Maybe it's because my nephew's wife is Chinese.
If I wanted an Asian woman there are plenty nearby, but I'm not interested.

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Yeh right. [bigwhistle]

I don't even watch If You Are The One.