Thread: Im getting a complex! What will they try to sell me next

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Next, the taste test.

I was just a short way into the taste test when a dodgy Abalone gave me the most horrendous dose of Tonsillitis. On Doctors orders I may no longer taste Abalone, so I have to outsource this part of the project.

Originally Posted by johntins

What is a "best abalone" apart from expensive and disgusting? Seriously, if you want something disgusting, in a shell, I know a couple of fish and chip shops that will oblige..... for a fee. Not your true abalone, you understand, more your oysterlone, know what I mean, but would you know?

The same people will call flathead the rats of the sea. I ask you.....

Tasmania has the biggest and the tastiest Abalone in the world. Countries to our near North are farming Abalone. These are small, rubbery and not very tasty at all. That is most likely what you've been dished up in the Fish and Chip Shop.
I'm sure Flathead, Hammerhead, Loggerhead, Lumberjackhead, Shovelhead etc, are all fine, even Leatherjacket, if that's your bent, but you shouldn't show your hand until you've sampled the delights of Tasmania.

I don't even watch If You Are The One.