Thread: Im getting a complex! What will they try to sell me next

Originally Posted by PhilipA

Here is a sample of mine from the last few days. These are all SPAM. And these are ones that I have just blocked the sender, not where I have been forced to make new rules to delete particular email addresses of sender

Very similar to Mine.

Its like shovelling effluent up hill.

Originally Posted by crash

Well the spam filter has been doing a great job filtering out some e-mails but I have started to get a bit worried about what they will try and sell me next!
First they figure that I can not get it up as they want to sell me the blue pill - which by the way I did not buy.
Since I can not get it up (according to them - because I did not buy any of their previous products) I must be depressed as they started to push the anti depressants.
Since I am now depressed -(because I did not buy the antidepressants) I must be getting fat as now they are trying to sell me diet pills.

So what will they try and sell me next?

I just want a to know how "you" know it's a Blue Pill

Originally Posted by discorevy

They seem to have become rarer since the eighties , lot of maps these days have a Brazilian theme ...apparently

And you know how?
Done a survey, have you?

Now they know you don't need a "Blue Pill" & that you are pretty happy they will now try to sell you ..............

Russian Girls!!

Apparently they gorgeous & all Looking for Love.

Best of luck.

Jonesfam

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Mate, you have conditions you haven't even heard of yet. you're one sick puppy.

Unfortunately you are not the first to say that!

Originally Posted by jonesfam

Now they know you don't need a "Blue Pill" & that you are pretty happy they will now try to sell you ..............

Russian Girls!!

Apparently they gorgeous & all Looking for Love.

Best of luck.

Jonesfam

You are onto something there!
I can not afford their air fares, so that is why they are trying to sell me the pills, which I have not been buying which has lead to my depression resulting in my weight gain.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

And you know how?
Done a survey, have you?

I have. I've done the mandatory 500 plus a control sample of a further 500 Maps of Tasmania including Charts of the waters out to 200 NM.
The bonus is: I now know where all the best Abalone are.

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

I have. I've done the mandatory 500 plus a control sample of a further 500 Maps of Tasmania including Charts of the waters out to 200 NM.
The bonus is: I now know where all the best Abalone are.

Next, the taste test.