If I were King or Queen - I would.....

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Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift

Dogs everywhere, Tick!
Sorry Ian not my problem if you still have a problem with time..:no2:

as for the excise, seconded.[thumbsupbig]

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Dogs everwhere great But you are not gunna be happy with the next




















Crush all caravans[biggrin]

All citizens must own two chickens or two ducks at any given time, but not one of each.

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Originally Posted by strangy

All citizens must own two chickens or two ducks at any given time, but not one of each.

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This household's set up for that already, with spares. [biggrin]

I'd proclaim a Vanilla Slice as the Australian national pudding - not Pavs or Lamingtons. Yuk.

cheers,

D

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Originally Posted by Ancient Mariner

Crush all caravans[biggrin]

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I'd be happy if the grey gonads all had at least 300HP and were obliged by law to use all of it.
I'll include horse people in the same category.

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Originally Posted by Dark61

I'd proclaim a Vanilla Slice as the Australian national pudding - not Pavs or Lamingtons. Yuk.

cheers,

D

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Does this include french vanilla?😍

Any Vanilla will do

I would mandate the recommencement of Defender production :-)

I would terminate with extreme prejudice students who stick chewing gum under desks, or walk into my room with a finger-spinner.

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Originally Posted by Andy130

If I were king I would.....

Create a new state in the left of central Australia and call it the "Nanny state" where the Greens, their supporters, all SJW's and John Howard would be forced to relocate to.

This will leave the rest of us in peace to pursue our lives as we see fit.

You're all welcome :-)

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Great, so now my kingdom has to have these lot as its border neighbours?
Some rulers might pursue negotiation to have the "Nanny State" reclassified and henceforth known as the "Sea of Japan"
The kingdom of silly haircuts and rocket firings might find the new "Sea of Japan" more within their rocket range making life a little more interesting?