Off like a bride's nighty

I'm not out of the woods yet, they're plotting a plan 'B'. I was asked how soon could I have the camper back together. [bigsad]

Don't you have to wash the cat that day?

"Wash the cat"

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...017/07/455.jpg

You sneaky devil [wink11]

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I'm not out of the woods yet, they're plotting a plan 'B'. I was asked how soon could I have the camper back together. [bigsad]

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Tell 'em the farnarkle is broken and you have to import it from NZ, and they are out of stock.

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Originally Posted by johntins

Tell 'em the farnarkle is broken and you have to import it from NZ, and they are out of stock.

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Or, you could try this, I guess.

https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM

Yeeha! I'm off the hook. After 6,487,539 phone calls and just as many hair-brained schemes, the girls are meeting in Coonabarabran.
I was going to suggest they call into your place for a cuppa and chin-wag JD, but I don't need anymore enemies at the moment.
I rolled Johntins' and p38arover's ideas into one plan.
Looks like our date's on again Ron.

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Originally Posted by p38arover

Be like me - don't go and don't accept the rellie.

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G'day Ron.

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Looks like our date's on again Ron.

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Bugger!

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G'day Ron.

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Hello Willem, long time no see.

Uh ooh, the volcano's about to erupt. More rumblings and mumbling, I heard Adelaide muttered. That's past Warwick isn't it?