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    Public Speaking

    Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, on occasion I am asked to address rooms full of strangers. The thoughts are clear and structured, the words are rehearsed and written on prompt cards in large typeface.

    Then the moment of truth arrives preceded by the dry throat. Then all that work turns into jelly-ed knees, stumbling diction and unintelligible drivel. 8O ops:

    The secret to terror free public speaking it seems is here:

    http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/20060...01/s1555485.htm

    I've cancelled my membership of Toastmasters. :wink:
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>But Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of Paisley in Scotland says it has to be full sexual intercourse to get the best results.[/b][/quote]

    That doesn't sound like a real uni to me.
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    You would need to have a willing assistant 8O





















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    Originally posted by seqfisho
    You would need to have a willing assistant 8O

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    ops: I read that as wailing
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    Originally posted by VladTepes
    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>But Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of Paisley in Scotland says it has to be full sexual intercourse to get the best results.
    That doesn't sound like a real uni to me. [/b][/quote]



    The Sixties have passed it seems. :roll:

    Now the University of Tartan would have "cred" :wink:

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    Originally posted by one_iota+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(one_iota)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-seqfisho
    You would need to have a willing assistant 8O

    :

    ops: I read that as wailing[/b][/quote]

    willing first, wailing second :wink:

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    'Tis about the amount of logic you'd expect from something called PAISLEY

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    Yep its a well known technique which I have used many times.



















    After I have inflated the doll and done the deed - the public speaking part is a breeze.

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    I think I'll tell SWMBO that I am about to embark on an Australian tour of public speaking






















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    Just emailed that link to the wife.
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