Today is National Tell A Lie Day or maybe I made that up.

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Stranger things have happened, some people get passionate about D2s, personally I'm so over the wretched thing. :bat:

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That isn't a very believable lie.

I'm happy with Telstra.

Steve

I love my job

.....and I'm going to give Mick my Dakar. [bigwhistle]

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Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist

.....and I'm going to give Mick my Dakar. [bigwhistle]

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Personal delivery?

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Personal delivery?

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I'll set up camp in the container.

Wireless to the node NBN is the most advanced and futureproof technology that could have been rolled out across Australia...

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Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist

I'll set up camp in the container.

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Call in here, I'll make you a drop of splosh.

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Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist

.....and I'm going to give Mick my Dakar. [bigwhistle]

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Excellent! I'm eagerly waiting at the front gate.
Hurry up, it's a tad chilly and dark.

I'm surprised no on has (yet) told this gem...

"I'm here from the Tax Office, - I'm here to help you"