Thread: Worked in an office with your own milk evaporating?

When I worked in a city office building one of the night security guards used to pilfer a frozen jam donut out of one of the tenant's fridges. The owner used to buy then in bulk and freeze them. This went on for months until the donuts were baited with laxative. All that was need to catch the bandit was to see who had the runs.

We don't seem to have too much trouble with this anymore. I walked in, watched the thief and promptly told them to **** off. Problem solved

In every office or workshop that has an honour system for lunches and milk there are usually those that have less honour than others and abuse the system.
Setup a go pro somewhere to find out who the "Fridge Rat" is would work

We had a guy once who stole peoples lunch , so I stopped bringing it & just did what i had to do when he stole it , bought off the pie van.

We just get milk delivered by the Cafeteria
And coffee pods

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

and allegedly added laxatives. Enough to give you the ****s

It wasn't me but I did laugh lots when the bottle was used by the milk thief

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I did that, once. Put Agarol in it. My milk was thrown out.
When I asked why my milk was thrown out, a co-worker said "It was off".
"How did you know it was off?" I asked.

Milk thief identified.

Another thing to do is put food colouring in it.

Perhaps this:
KWIKTOP: The bottle combination lock

I know it's slightly off topic but I know a bloke who had his sandwiches and cream bun stolen so he filled the bun with black Molybdenum grease and popped it back into his lunch box. Needless to say, the thief was found pretty quickly!