On the first day, tell them that you have always wanted to be a hanging judge.....
Gday All,
Well guess it was only a matter of time , wonder if my hair will grow long and a beard will grow before I start , just in case its some nasty hitman or something.
Funnily I am leaving the country 2 weeks after the summoned date but they wouldn't exempt me. said I have to go thru the process. Better not do a good job otherwise I may be a regular.
Cheers Ean
On the first day, tell them that you have always wanted to be a hanging judge.....
Walk in and say loudly, "He/she looks guilty/innocent!". Either the prossocution or defense will object to you and you're off the hook.![]()
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Hmmm.... wouldn't that disqualify you if you knew them?
Yes , but I am only assuming its that persons trial , it could be another so wont know till the day.
Its interesting dealing with the sheriffs department , feel like I should be wearing chaps and a 6 shooter.
Summons said 08.30 in the forenoon , who speaks like that these days.
Cheers Ean
I got the summons years ago for jury duty but as I was a witness in the same case, I got excused. Never happened since which is lucky for many accused as I'm definitely on the hang 'em high side.
AlanH.
I was on the 'hang em high' side too, until I started reading up on the epidemic of false rape allegations in the USA and Canada, especially on university campuses, and it seems coming soon to a western democracy near you. I'm a bit more circumspect now.
Turn up in a Star Trek uniform.
Trekkies in the jury
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