Thread: lies, promises and brown paper bag time.

Interesting , the peanut butter I buy claims to be completely additive free and made in Aus from local ingredients and labeled peanut butter not paste ?

Originally Posted by V8Ian

We also grow pineapples for South Aussies to sit on.

Which end do they sit on? Do they also spin?

At the boarding school I attended in the 70's we would have competitions to see who could swallow a table spoon of peanut paste the fastest.
I was not very good at this.
But I did hold the record for the most Savs in 5 minutes for a year or so.

Jonesfam

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Do they also spin?

Only when the wind blows.

Actually, you do know that the humble pineapples you send us are worshipped in crow eater land? We love them so much that we sit them on the top of giant poles and watch then spin leisurely in the ocean breeze. This causes them to generate hundreds of negawatts of outrage in the popular press. Who knew that pineapple on pizza was such a contentious issue?

Originally Posted by trog

Interesting , the peanut butter I buy claims to be completely additive free and made in Aus from local ingredients and labeled peanut butter not paste ?

Maybe it's a Queensland thing - I've never seen peanut paste down here in Vic - it is bloody tasty though - it has s different taste to peanut butter.

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Which end do they sit on?

Are you questioning the pineapple's, or pineapples', orientation? That's so last century and not PC.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Are you questioning the pineapple's, or pineapples', orientation? That's so last century and not PC.

Oh so sorry. I never picked you for a Hipster.