Richard.....
You are obviously spending too much time studying.... :? 8O :?
...... I think you better go for a drive,, 8)
Mark
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
RichardK
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Richard.....
You are obviously spending too much time studying.... :? 8O :?
...... I think you better go for a drive,, 8)
Mark
Mark
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RichardK
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So that explains why my wife started building a bomb shelter
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Very good, Did you go to uni to learn those facts?
Now there are some things that will be useful next party time..........
Did you know that cats' urine glows in the dark, That will start a conversation...I think not
[/quote]A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>
Hmm maybe you might want to try the new delicacies they are having over in China 8O , maybe they have piggy on the menu :wink:
Regards
Stevo[/b][/quote]
Richard, thats great.......now if you have any free time can you do some further research.
I need to know how long the lions orgasm lasts 8O 8O 8O
In my next life I'd rather be the King of the Land than standing in crap :!:![]()
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Cheers,
Lyndon.
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Well done Richard
Best of luck in returning as a pig,and yes its true,I had a mate who worked in a piggery and had to "oversee" mating :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Andrew
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Originally posted by Feral
Richard, thats great.......now if you have any free time can you do some further research.
I need to know how long the lions orgasm lasts 8O 8O 8O
In my next life I'd rather be the King of the Land than standing in crap :!:![]()
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Cheers,
Lyndon.
NEVER EVER climb out of the crap pile.
if you ever manage to get your head over the top of the pile that we all seems to find ourselves in you only end up finding your self surrounded by ASSholes anyway. 8O
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