Reply With QuoteSo sorry to hear Mario this just sucks...glad to see a bit of wee wee humor making the rounds though, there's always something funny about toilet humor no matter how old you are
Fossicker
SupporterCrap!!!
oh that’s the other one, and it’s probably working
Master
So sorry to hear Mario this just sucks...glad to see a bit of wee wee humor making the rounds though, there's always something funny about toilet humor no matter how old you are
AT RESTI can tell you I don't care about modesty anymore. I was standing after coming off the see saw table and asked to empty in to a bucket with the tubes hanging out of me using a 50 mm diameter PVC pumping pipe as a chute to the bucket. They were standing there watching ( doctor and nurse) then he ( Doctors)pipes up and tells me some people can't pee whilst others are watching . So they left the room , so I tried to no avail. I could see them peeping though the slighlty ajar door. To be honest it made no difference to me, it aint working whether they watched or not. They both had a sense humour though which me me feel a little bit more at easeOriginally Posted by Young Angus
So sorry to hear Mario this just sucks...glad to see a bit of wee wee humor making the rounds though, there's always something funny about toilet humor no matter how old you are
YarnMaster
Hi,
Had to photograph many embarrassing moments at work, a bit of humour goes a long way to ease the tension.
e.g. young chap with anal warts. Told him not to worry cause I was using a ring flash.
Older man with wedding tackle the colour/size of eggplants. Told him about the South African Sgt, all of his privates were black.
Cheers
ForumSage
Did you ask for a second opinion?For this test they performed on me , they put a power line up my rectum and another into my urether, this was to measure nerve response, whilst they filled my bladder to capacity under xray.
I reckon if they fitted a battery they could have jump started me.
DL
AT RESTSadly This was the fourth and final opinion, that's why I was referred to this specialist dept to have this test done.
Master
Saw a show on four corners, I think?
Was a gent that had his prostate removed due to cancer and they installed an electronic/magnetic valve that he could operate externally with some gizmo!
Are there options like this for you in place of the others?
AT RESTThere's not a valve on the bladder, the bladder get signals from nerves that make it contract and push out the urine. Having damage to the nerves stopped them working, i think it's blood supply stoppage that killed the nerves.
Using a catheter all you are doing is inserting it into the bladder to drain via gravity, there is no pressure to push it out . All up it takes me about 5 mins to do the process from preparation of gear to finish.
They said my bladder is larger than most and holds around a 1litre or bit more. They pumped in 1300 ml of fluid into me during the test, and said "mere mortals" would have had a flow before that amount See notes below 400 -600ml is normal, mine is 900 -1000ml before I sense the need to go.
Info:
The bladder is a storage organ that sits in your pelvis. Urine is made by your kidneys and stored in the bladder until you are ready to empty it. When you go to the toilet your bladder outlet muscles (urethral sphincter and pelvic floor) relax and your bladder contracts (squeezes) emptying your bladder of urine. Your brain controls your bladder by sending messages to tell it when to hold on and when to empty.
A normal bladder:
- empties 4-8 times each day (every 3-4 hours)
- can hold up to 400-600ml of urine (the sensation of needing to empty occurs at 200-300 ml)
- may wake you up once at night to pass urine and twice if you are older (i.e. over 65 years of age)
- tells you when it is full but gives you enough time to find a toilet
- empties completely each time you pass urine, and
- does not leak urine
Maybe in the future there might be some research or treatment stem cell or something.
i'm not the first nor the last to have this problem
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