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    Had a giggle today

    Well sitting at work today having my lunch outside trying to defrost , when one of my bosses mates wonders in on his 1978 Harley Davdson ...he parked it up removed his helmet , made sure everyone saw his tuff stickers and made fun of my Rangie on his way past .... as he does every time he comes in !
    It usually goes along the lines of "Still driving that Pommie Brick ?" i take as a retorical question as even bikies couldn't be that dumb :roll:

    So he came out with a poo eating grin , as he usually says on the way out

    "Melt it down , and get .60cents a kilo , buy yourself a skateboard "
    But i pulled him up , and said ....."Listen here BMX Bandit , we aren't that much different really , well except for all the tuff stickers and you have way too much body hair , but we both drive oil leaking buckets we both make road side repairs we both love the to death , and we both love the ride and just don't get the Jap stuff "

    He looked at me and said " brother of another mother , i get it now "

    then sat there wetting myself as he just about had a cardiac arrest kick starting it over and over and over and over with a puddle of oil under neath

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    Now Ive had a giggle :wink: ,

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    Hi Sith

    Them Harleyers dont like japper bikes at all.
    You probably won him over on comparing a Landy to his or other Pommie bikes.They dont mind the old Trumpies and Nortons,so a bit of respect was gained 8O 8O 8O 8O
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    Good one Sith,

    It reminds me of a friend of mine who used to ride bikes many years ago. This bloke came up bragging about his harly. It just went on and on. Everything else was sheet. When he went out to start it, it would not start, he booted that thing over and over, sweat was pouring off of him then it kicked back and sent him over the top of it.

    Some body re-adjusted the magneto of the old harley while he was inside :wink:

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    and that just makes it that much sweeter. Matt
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    The fact he gets it now is a good thing.


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    Class act Sith...
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    Sith,
    Tell him to buy a Ducati. My boy will tell him that Harleys are for girls and tossers.
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    Good one.

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    Originally posted by gruntfuttock

    Some body re-adjusted the magneto of the old harley while he was inside :wink:

    <span style="color:blue">any prizes for guessing who....?</span>

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