Thread: Im clearly a child at heart.

Got myself some liquid ass today in the mail

Done a few squirts already and damn its nasty.

There is still residual smell in my clothes, Nasty.

Highly recommend for those that are children at heart. Very amusing.

I get up really early, cant sleep basically so my wife uses me as an alarm clock.

Tried the whole "Im a broken alarm clock" and waking her up at 4.30 saying its time to get up hahhahah. She never sees the humor.

But liquid ass might just be the trick, or the first step towards divorce not sure. Time will tell

Time to wake up wifey squirt squirt. Yep she will be up in seconds. Coffee might not be as expected though!

Meh im a kid at heart even at 45. My kids at times look at like me like im an idiot. I love it.

Chilling on the couch, had a few beers.
My lovely eldest son just grabbed the spray and gave me 2 doses right in the face!!!!
Smelly crap stuck in my beird!
Little turd!!!
Just got out of the shower.
They think its hilarious! Even wifey the traitor lol.

Prolly should not have given the eldest a dose earlier today......