Trivia and other useless but interesting items

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

I once made a delivery to a Germanic fellow named Laudfagt, I don't recall the exact spelling. His pronunciation differed significantly from my phonetic plus faux German accented interpretation.

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I guess if you ate all the Dill Pickles, Pork in all it's forms, Sauerkraut & general German food stuffs that Herr Loudfart ate yours would be the same.

Mine would be.[smilebigeye]

Back in the 1960's I worked for a place whose two way radio operator was a Miss Stiffcock. True story. They pronounced it sty- ko. Name levity was a no no.

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Originally Posted by 4bee

I guess if you ate all the Dill Pickles, Pork in all it's forms, Sauerkraut & general German food stuffs that Herr Loudfart ate yours would be the same.

Mine would be.[smilebigeye]

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Is that why they wear those brown lederhosen so wet ones don't leave a stain? Good tucker in Germany. Wursts of all kinds, pork any way, hams, speck, rodkohl, sauerkraut, black bread, sauerbraten, kartoffel, pickles both kosher and not. And the beer!!!! with a korn on the side. Typical Berlin quick lunch is a stein (half litre) of local and a sausage taken standing up in a bar. Berlin coppers used to refer to their ID disc as their beer token.

Oh whoops, I hope he had a company fuel card.

Syrian lorry driver takes a 1,600 mile detour to Gibraltar via Skegness thanks to sat nav
- Telegraph

"It's ok Fatima, the boss is on holidays for a couple of weeks & he never looks at the trip meter anyway. So I'll catch up with you & the rest of your family Saturday week at Louie's coffee house. Are your rellies thinking of going to the UK in my freezer van?" (In Syrian obviously)

[bigrolf] You're such an irreverent wag, Des.

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Originally Posted by Bigbjorn

Back in the 1960's I worked for a place whose two way radio operator was a Miss Stiffcock. True story. They pronounced it sty- ko. Name levity was a no no.

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My wife was a patient of a gynecologist named Dr Pickett Heaps! [emoji1]
I had to try very hard not to snigger.

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

My wife was a patient of a gynecologist named Dr Pickett Heaps! [emoji1]
I had to try very hard not to another.

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I worked with a guy we nicknamed "The Gynaecologist" as he was wont to say to the customers "I will look into it for you."

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

[bigrolf] You're such an irreverent wag, Des.

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I believe it may be the company I've been keeping lately. No, really.[wink11]

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Originally Posted by 4bee

I believe it may be the company I've been keeping lately. No, really.[wink11]

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Paul and Rick? Rouges, the pair of 'em, I tell yer. [bigrolf]