Is this where I confess to eating a pizza while driving?
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Is this where I confess to eating a pizza while driving?
I think we've all done that haven't we? [emoji56]
When two people kiss they exchange about 80 million bacteria. [emoji15]
Our mouths are festering cesspits. Exchanging saliva is how many diseases are transmitted. Epidemics are spread by kissing. Many people die as a result.
Kissing is a highly dangerous activity, possibly the most dangerous thing we do.
Kissing should be banned because of its health dangers.
Oral microbiology - Wikipedia
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Originally Posted by DiscoMick
hence why i tell people to kill my arse.
That sounds a bit counter-productive. Wouldn't kissing it be preferable to killing it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eevo
damm typo.
or Freudian slip
no, but I've burnt my lip on a hot pie and spilled it down my shirt as a resultQuote:
Originally Posted by Homestar
I bet you've all spilt an iced coffee from a carton all over yourselves.
Yep, done that too - I'm a bit of a grot.Quote:
Originally Posted by ramblingboy42
You can't hum while holding your nose closed.
Both times I went out to Bait Reef (Qld) for a dive there was a big potato cod there who was called Gavin.
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