Conspiracy Theories - The new Utterly Ridiculous Thread or is it?

Well, holding your remote fob against your forehead certainly increases the range & sensitivity. No kid.



Hey ND, what have you got against Pink Fluffy?

Ra - Ros I can understand, but why Pink & Fluffy, pray tell?

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Holding onto a power pole with one hand and your mobile with the other hand improves the phone signal?

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Not if the steel pole is alive it won't.

A number of years ago here a couple of young Joggers were running up a main road when one accidentally touched a Concrete & Steel Stobie Pole in passing by. Bloke was electrocuted & died even though they were adjacent to the local Fire Station & aid which was promptly given by the On Duty Firies.

After the event someone had noticed the soil around the pole base had been seen steaming.[bigsad]

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Well, holding your remote fob against your forehead certainly increases the range & sensitivity. No kid.....................

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The range and sensitivity of what?

DL

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Wearing an al-foil hat stops the aliens from using "Mind Control" on one. I'm wearing mine now, so they won't even know I've given away their secret! Pass it on.

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Are you a former Victorian?[bigrolf]

The Fob Transmitter of course.[smilebigeye]

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Wearing an al-foil hat stops the aliens from using "Mind Control" on one. I'm wearing mine now, so they won't even know I've given away their secret! Pass it on.

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Is yours an Aluminium Foil Deflector Beanie, only $125 on Amazon? All the best paranoids have them. Cheap at the price. [emoji16]

https://www.amazon.com/Aluminum-Foil.../dp/1581603762

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Well, holding your remote fob against your forehead certainly increases the range & sensitivity. No kid.



Hey ND, what have you got against Pink Fluffy?

Ra - Ros I can understand, but why Pink & Fluffy, pray tell?

:Rolling:




Not if the steel pole is alive it won't.

A number of years ago here a couple of young Joggers were running up a main road when one accidentally touched a Concrete & Steel Stobie Pole in passing by. Bloke was electrocuted & died even though they were adjacent to the local Fire Station & aid which was promptly given by the On Duty Firies.

After the event someone had noticed the soil around the pole base had been seen steaming.[bigsad]

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PINK I would not be seen dead in PINK, My sister brought me one- she told me it was watermelon colour so I liked it

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I do suspect more than a few city kids visiting farms with electric fences found even airborne pee can conduct electricity or was that just my farm. Or Not?

You never know ND it may be the most exciting sexual experience some may ever have. Hhmmmm, where was/is your farm? :Rolling:



I think the idea was you eat it not sit your bum on it.:Thump:[smilebigeye]

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

PINK I would not be seen dead in PINK, My sister brought me one- she told me it was watermelon colour so I liked it

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I do suspect more than a few city kids visiting farms with electric fences found even airborne pee can conduct electricity or was that just my farm. Or Not?

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We used to trick our city visitors with that one when I was a kid on the farm. [emoji16]

From my childhood - you demonstrate that it is safe to touch the wire with a stalk of grass or a leaf - but manage to ensure that the visitor has a green one while you have dry one!

I vaguely remember reading somewhere that it used to be believed that witches were conspiring to invade our minds while sleeping, so the recommendation was to smear the menstrual blood of a virgin on the doormat to deter the witches from coming in the front door. Presumably witches were not considered agile enough to come in the windows. However, I can't report if it works because no known witches have tried to invade us recently. Also, we're a bit lacking in resident virgins - even the dog's virginity is questionable. [emoji16]