That's a bit harsh. I mean, Klaus and Bill have only our best interests at heart. They're so selfless, their sacrifices supreme. In fact, I think I'll offer to do my bit, so they can go and enjoy the fruits of their vision. I'm offering to look after the mansions, the chauffeured limousines, the Russian caviar, the 2013 "Taste of Diamonds" champagne, the 'his and her' Gulfstreams. These blokes are doing so much for us, I feel it's the least I can do in return.

