Batman and Robin were gay?
Another mandate in America....I’m not getting a smoke detector..
https://mobile.twitter.com/BrentTerh...14649287589897
Looks like I need to have all the CO2 I breath incorporate only carbon 13. Luckily it's a by-product of atmospheric nuclear tests so there is more of it around nowadays. Must have been more masturbaters around in days gone by. Hard to believe... but there you go.
How dare strangers force you to ride in an ambulance when you're injured!?
Your massive heart attack isn't affecting anybody else.
Oh, and that 'defibrillator' they want to place on you? THE SAME TECHNOLOGY IS USED TO ELECTROCUTE PEOPLE.
Oh Dear Fox news has let me down............
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